From: Simon The Scammer

Location: Some cool place you’ll never be...

Dear Soon To Be Victim...

Fasten your seat belt as you're about to discover for yourself how I make a KILLING cheating suckers like you out of your hard-earned cash with nothing more than a computer, an Internet connexion and bum marketing on chump growth hormones.

So who the hell am I???

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am an infinitely inventive and devious scam artist who delights in taking advantage of your misery, and making a fortune doing it.

However, long before I began my online criminal activities and even created this website, I too was once working for peanuts…I used to make an ass of myself dressing up as a beaver, the iconic face of a local fast food chain for a living.

I was seriously in debt, drink and drugs, living in a disaffected unit where I would hide from my creditors, fight with hobos and spend the night with some cheap hookers.

My life was spiraling out of control but I knew there had to be another way to make money that didn't require me to entertain a flock of frolicking brats, sell crack for "Willy The Pimp" and waste my life away working for someone else.

That's when I turned to the Internet and started looking for surefire ways to shoot that magic bullet that would be critical to my personal freedom and make me cash in like a maniac on steroids...

I'd spend sleepless nights at the narrow cybercafé browsing the Web for the right money-making opportunity and join any program that would allow me to kiss my shitty job good bye and go from broke as a joke to make insane sums of cash each and everyday...like clockwork!

After splashing my brother's savings on every eBay, Amazon, Clickbank, Adwords, home based and MLM system I could find on the Net, I quickly realized that the EASIEST WAY to make any real money online was to ruthlessly exploit your naivety.

Let’s get on with the show…

I’m not going to lose my time writing a sugar-coated fluffy sales page... It’s not my style and I've got better things to do so I'll keep it short and cut through the BS. Making money online is not easy and just like anything in life, you gotta take action to see a real difference or guess what, I'm a lazy scamp and the mere thought of having to work at it turns my stomach.

No need to work myself dizzy trying to create, sell or promote legitimate programs to actually help you get started online, make money and escape the 9 to 5 grind when I can just "bend the rules" and do nohing more than take your money without lifting a finger.

Check out my shocking proof of earnings

I don't flaunt my recent incomes to brag, but rather to show you what can be achieved with a shrewd mind and crafty schemes, programmed to manipulate thousands of hopeless people into whipping out their credit cards and sending me obscene amounts of cash on a regular basis.

Still reading? Well done, it's seems that you are even more retarded than I thought...

You may see me as an egotistical punk but there you are, sweating for your paycheck and slaving away at a job you hate while I get to make s*** loads of money off your back while slacking "working" at home in my pyjamas, living the high life, driving fancy cars, dating top models and snorting top notch cocaine — which just goes to show what an incredibly unethical lucrative business model this is.

So what am I offering you?

I'll spare you the cheap talk about how my newest "product" is going to shock everyone by teaching you how to stop being stupid blablabla as I bet you're still waiting for all of that "Hope and Change" bullshit to work for you like so many saps out there.

No genius iQ or savyy skills required...

If you have the brain juice of a fish, you've made it!

If you don't seem to know any better, you've made it!

If you are less of a winner and more of a loser, you've made it!

What’s included in my Money4nothing kit?

- Nothing

- Nada

- Nichts

- Niente

- Rien

- Niets

- Nenio

- ничего

- أي شَيء

- 无

*NOTE* - My "Money4NothingKit" is not just your typical run of the mill, rip off product, but a complete "never fail" scam that literally pulls money out of thin air with no list, no JVs and no fancy pancy product. No benefit to you whatsoever as I show you nothing, I teach you nothing and I give you nothing, my assumption is that throwing money away must be a hobby of yours.

One word of caution...

Don't believe that you can build me a recurring income of a few hundred dollars a day or even several thousand without working at the process though.

Once you've fallen for my hoax, you'll have to spread the word about it. Tell your relatives, your friends/enemies, your congressman, your local newspaper or tv channel... This is the fastest and most efficient way to yield me an endless stream of constant income on complete autopilot and if you follow these EXACT instuctions, I guarantee my success.

Remember, my earning potential is truly limited only by the time and effort you are willing to commit and your desire to make me succeed.

Let's do the math...

7 billion dumbasses in the world

x $1

_______________________________

= Big Profit$

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Wait, there is more...

Forget about flashy foot printed cookie cutter template designed websites freebies... I have decided to do something different. I want to offer you bonuses that will have some Real Value. Here is what you will get 100% FREE just for placing your order today.

Bonus 1 The satisfaction of keeping me in the lifestyle I am accustomed to

Bonus 2 My recognition (even I have humility)

Bonus 3 The permission to tell people that we pal around whenever you come into town

I really can't put a dollar amount value on these super sized bonuses worth gazillions

You don't need me to tell you what a steal that is!!! Some cheapstake losers think a penny saved is a penny earned, but your girlfriend knows gazillions saved are gazillions saved...

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But that’s not all, my "Money4Nothing Kit" is also backed by a big fat rock solid 0 day money back guarantee. I will not return any payments. Once you send it, it’s mine to do with as I like. That’s the deal.

Still not convinced???

Oh, you must be one of those skeptic noobs wondering why you should send me money... Well here are some great reasons to explode my bottom line like dynamite in a mailbox.

• I thought of it first

• It's only a buck
  

• You get killer bonuses

• "Jeeze, isn’t that "Simon The Scammer" guy on the Larry King Show!"

• If you struggle to make your first $1 online, you don't have to figure out what to spend it on.

• You laughed your butt off at this site... Period!

What are you doing down here? Didn’t you send me money yet?

I’ve already scammed tons of schmucks like you very successfully at $1 and if you can't come up with a measly buck you might as well continue downloading filthy porn or sign up for my free newsletter and get shocked into whatever is it I am selling for free you stingy bastard.

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*I hate SPAM as much as you do, I will never rent, sell or abuse your information – ever because they are now mine... mouaaaaa!!!*

Don't make me pimp slap your "cookie bright ass"...

I’m not telling you what to do, but you really are the loser you face in the mirror each morning, if you don’t do what "Simon Says"

Even your local preacher man (the one that always pisses you off with sunday morning evangelistic baby food preaching) praises me and urges you to sign up for my free slap you in the face newsletter and download my "Money4Nothing Kit" and the all chabang for free.

I have saved up an extra spot just for you but some other cheapo may have already taken your invitation by now as this is a very limited time offer and the order buttons STILL don't work...

Dishonestly,