From: Simon The Scammer

Location: Some cool place you’ll never be...

Dear Soon To Be Victim...

Fasten your seat belt as you're about to discover for yourself how I make a KILLING cheating suckers like you out of your hard-earned cash with nothing more than a computer, an Internet connexion and bum marketing on chump growth hormones.

So who the hell am I???

Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am an infinitely inventive and devious scam artist who delights in taking advantage of your misery, and making a fortune doing it. I lie, I feint and I deceive innocent people like you.

However, long before I began my online criminal activities and even created this website, I too was once working for peanuts…I used to make an ass of myself wearing a beaver costume and hand out flyers at a local fast food chain for a living.

I was seriously in debt, drink and drugs, living in a disaffected unit where I would hide from my creditors, fight with hobos and spend the night with some cheap hookers in exchange for a few burgers.

My life was spiraling out of control but I knew there had to be another way to make money that didn't require me to entertain a flock of frolicking brats, sell crack for "Willy The Pimp" and waste my life away working for someone else.

That's when I turned to the Internet and started looking for surefire ways to shoot that magic bullet that would be critical to my personal freedom and make me cash in like a maniac on steroids...

I'd spend sleepless nights at the narrow cybercafé browsing the Web for the right money-making opportunity and join any program that would allow me to kiss my shitty job good bye and go from broke as a joke to make insane sums of cash each and everyday...like clockwork!

After splashing my brother's savings on every eBay, Amazon, Clickbank, Adwords any and other kind of home based businesses and MLM systems on the Net, I quickly realized that the EASIEST WAY to make any real money online was to ruthlessly exploit your online failure.

Let’s get on with the show…

I’m not going to lose my time writing a sugar-coated fluffy sales page... It’s not my style and I've got better things to do so I'll keep it short and cut through the BS. Making money online is available to everyone...You just need to know how to get it but like anything in life, you get what you put in or guess what, I'm a lazy scamp and the mere thought of having to work at it turns my stomach.

l like to play with simple concepts with a twist of trickery that constantly help me to vacuum a fortune out of your frustration without having  to lift a finger.

No need to work myself dizzy trying to create, sell or promote legitimate programs to help you get started online, make money the very first day and escape the 9 to 5 grind when I can "bend the rules" and do nohing more than take your money.

Check out my shocking proof of earnings

I don't flaunt my recent incomes to brag, but rather to show you what can be achieved with a shrewd mind and crafty schemes, programmed to manipulate thousands of hopeless people (who just  don't seem to not know any better) into whipping out their credit cards and sending me obscene amounts of cash on a regular basis.

Still reading? Well done, it's seems that you are even more frustrated than I thought...

Let me get something straight, If you're thinking about making money online, you need to be prepared to swim with sharks. It's a cutthroat world out there and many twisted people like me call it home. Be that as it may, you could always locate a couple of ethical marketers that actually run legitimate programs and play by the rules.

You may see me as an egotistical punk but here you are, sweating for your paycheck and slaving away at a job you hate while I get to make money without working for it day in and day out... So if you've been chasing easy income dreams, if you've been joining "get quick rich" programs that leave you even more confused and rarely reveal anything you already know or if you've simply been waiting for the next big empty promise like so many saps out there, then this may very well be the slickest scam you will ever come across!

What am I offering you?

I'll spare you the cheap talk about how my Money4nothing Kit high tech scam is going to shock everyone blah blah blah...

No genius iQ or savyy skills required...

Even your Great Aunt Ida (the one that always smells funny and thinks a remote control is whatever is closest to the TV) would willingly plop down some money from her pension fund to fuel my insatiable hunger for cash.

What’s included in my Money4nothing kit?

- Nothing

- Nada

- Nichts

- Niente

- Rien

- Niets

- Nenio

- ничего

- أي شَيء

- 无

It's not just your typical run of the mill, rip off product, but a complete "never fail" scam that literally pulls money out of thin air with no list, no JVs and no fancy pancy product. No benefit to you whatsoever as I show you nothing, I teach you nothing and I give you nothing, my assumption is that throwing money away must be a hobby of yours.

One word of caution...

Don't believe that you can build me a recurring income of a few hundred dollars a day or even several thousand without working at the process though.

Once you've fallen for my hoax, you'll have to spread the word about it. This is the fastest and most efficient way to yield me an endless stream of constant income on complete autopilot and if you follow these EXACT instuctions, I guarantee my success.

Remember, my earning potential is truly limited only by the time and effort you are willing to commit and your desire to make me succeed.

Let's do the math...

7 billion morons in the world

x $1

_______________________________

= Big Profit$

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"You cheeky bastard..."

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Wait, there is more...

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I really can't put a dollar amount value on these super sized bonuses worth gazillions

You don't need me to tell you what a steal that is!!! Some cheapstake losers think a penny saved is a penny earned, but you know gazillions saved are gazillions saved...

But that’s not all, my money4nothing kit is also backed by a big fat rock solid 0 day money back guarantee. I will not return any payments. Once you send it, it’s mine to do with as I like. That’s the deal.

Oh, you must be one of those internet marketing skeptics wondering why you should send me money... Well here are some great reasons to explode my bottom line like dynamite in a mailbox.

• I thought of it first

• It's only a buck
  

• You’ve been hypnotized

• You get killer bonuses

• "Jeeze, isn’t that "Simon The Scammer" guy on the Larry King Show!"

• Falling for my scam makes you a more prudent marketer

• If you struggle to make your first $1 online, you don't have to figure out what to spend it on.

• You'd probably just waste it on some mashed up, overused, rehashed crap you don't really need

• You laughed your butt off at this site... Period!

What are you doing down here? Didn’t you send me money yet?

Help me build my website, help me make money...blah, blah blah. Are you kidding?... I am Simon The Scammer.

I’ve already scammed tons of schmucks like you very successfully at $1and if you can't come up with a measly buck and need better reasons to move your ass off that chair and grab your credit then you better sign up for my free newsletter and get shocked into whatever is it I am selling for free you stingy bastard…

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*I hate SPAM as much as  you do, I will never rent, sell or abuse your information – ever!*

Don't make me pimp slap your cookie bright ass...

I’m not telling you what to do, but you really are the loser you face in the mirror each morning, if you don’t do what Simon Says, and sign up for my free newsletter and download this incredible resource of nasty little techniques.

I have saved up an extra spot just for you but some other cheapo may have already taken your invitation by now as this is a very limited time offer.

Dishonestly,

Catch me around the Web!